clearly i have had enough mugging to kill me.
so i dont care and im gonna go on one big long rant and if youve got the patience and good humour to read all this nonsense well.... uh i applaud you
my phone is irrevocably spoilt and will cost 200 to repair- so logically you would go get a new phone too right? but all you can get for 200 are some gross candybar phones that im more likely to use as bricks to whack people over the head with. my dad is now pissed cos i only like the expensive-er phones. so i guess i'm stuck with my old phone for now. but im not complaining- i like it and never wanted to change it. and over time these whatever new phones will get depreciated anyway and then i can get the 8800!!!!.....as if. [i think to get the 8910i which is what im using now still costs a bomb] Suddenly repairing my phone seems like a good option....
im a big fat fussy consumer, and also extremely shallow. its called CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION MAN woohoo. these days i am always conspicuously consuming- literally cannot operate without some kind of food in hand.
this funny girl keeps coming over to play with my cousins next door, and shes quite a territorial little [imagine noun yourself]. i went over to look at the fish and she came up to me and said archly, 'Who are You?" [i was gonna say, a thief] apparently she went up to my bro while he was taking photos and asked him "Is THAT a REEEAL camera?" [sarcastically] i told him he should have turned around and asked 'are those REEEAL boobs?'
anyway my little cousin is the most photogenic thing on earth. and since msn wont allow my to put it on display [some smelly the image was not of a suitable format stuff.. but its jpeg!!!] im sticking it HERE. HA. SO THERE MSN by the way i am in a horrendous mood. you could ask shel. i feel like hiring him as a personal.. extralegal... brownshirtty... personal annoying person beater-upper.. thing. [btw shel its a compliment]
yesterday there were paying mantises flying all over the house. unfortunately they were babies- i would definitely have enjoyed seeing the female eating the male up-- like hey! you are only useful for reproduction and extra protein [i think if i join the convent at this rate im gonna get kicked out for being too violent]
speaking of bugs a mozzie just flew past my face. and Disappeared into the Bookshelf just as i picked up the bugzapper....damn
brainwave of the day was a caption to go with the tiger my mom wants on the shirts shes printing for childrens day for her students: RRRRrrrrrRegina tuition
michael is daoing me.
every odd night before this i had some funny philosophiwack introspecwhatever reflective nonsense to msg people about and today there is only THIS CRAP YAY arent you happy?
but then again its a classic case of the postmodern disorientation: we've seen so much that the most inane is the best representation of our disordered lives. [wow i never thought i was dada]
exam time is always a bit loony.. dont get nasty or resentful, just hang in there yall. i spent this afternoon giving up on international economics and reading ziggy. chern if you [even] read this [if you even got till here] i zapped something for you [dont worry its not the mozzie]
no messages for more than a week. i give up. as shel says... a certain answer in the TYS MCQ will suffice.
clip art is the best thing since sliced bread! im gonna buy lots of ponyhair brushes after prelims and make myself happy. by the way, who said sliced bread was that great anyway? when it first came out, people were suspicious and thought it had some spell or something because it went stale faster. dont eat the crusts on the whatever cuboid loafs you buy. apparently theyre sprayed all over with preservatives.... EWW.
theres no more bread in the house, so i cant have cheese toast. which might be a good thing, because i shouldnt have dairy. been unwell the last few days. apparently my tummy doesnt agree with my schedule. and i think i agree with it.
think i have run out of steam. ok. back to chasing that mosquito.
mellie contemplated 1:00 AM
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