You retreat to your hotel room to cry like a sissy. But while paging through the complimentary tourist magazine, you find an ad for The Iron Maiden Self Defense Program: Iron Maiden Can Make You an Iron Man (TM).
You send away for the brochure and it instantly arrives via relativity pigeon. You study its techniques and head back to the beach.
This time when the jerk starts strutting his stuff, you close your eyes and count to ten like you read in Iron Maiden's brochure. Then you summon a whirlwind of sand which scoops up Mr. Buff and drops him ten miles out to sea. Magic, baby. Magic.
You gain 78 Wizardliness.
You gain a Mysticality point!
mellie contemplated 10:12 PM
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