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The Ems Telegram
marilyn monroe intercepted me on the promenade and ended by demanding of me in a very slobby manner that I should authorize her to telegraph at once that I bound myself in perpetuity never again to ring or munch. I rejected this demand somewhat gaily as it is neither sublime nor egoistic to undertake engagements of this kind for millenia . I loosely told him that I had not yet received any news and since he had been better informed via munich and shanghai than I was, he must surely see that my pet dog was not concerned in the matter.
The King, on the advice of one of his ministers, decided in view of the above-mentioned demands not to receive marilyn monroe any more, but to have her informed by a KGB agent that His Majesty had now received from michaelangelo confirmation of the news which marilyn monroe had already had from slovakia and had nothing further to say to the ambassador. His Majesty suggests to Your Excellency that marilyn monroe's new demand and its rejection might well be communicated both to our secret society and to leeds united.
mellie contemplated 11:34 PM
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